I'm gonna have sex with a man today And I promise you that we ain't gay We love to fuck in the back of my truck We suck suck suck like a couple of ducks It ain't love, it's like going to war We drop our pants off at the door Two good buddies and a couple Bud Lights It's all a man needs on a Friday night We're big straight American boys Having sex and making that noise Ain't no feelings just good clean fun Shooting out loads like some pump shotgun We ain't gay now don't twist it up We have sex in my pick-up truck Ain't no shame no need to cry It don't mean shit if you don't lock eyes If you have a big truck, then you ain't gay Even if you're bowing dudes twice a day When the beer goes in the queer goes out Now put that winner right in my mouth Now don't be scared it's just some skin Were still big men when were sliding in Don't need no love don't need no rank It's just two dudes doing manly things We're big straight American boys Having sex and making that noise Ain't no feelings just good clean fun Shooting out loads like some pump shotgun We ain't gay now don't twist it up We have sex in my pick-up truck Ain't no shame no need to cry It don't mean shit if you don't lock eyes We're big straight American boys Having sex and making that noise Ain't no feelings just good clean fun Shooting out loads like some pump shotgun We ain't gay now don't twist it up We have sex in my pick-up truck Ain't no shame no need to cry It don't mean shit if you don't lock eyes