I ate too many jalepanos I've got burning asshole syndrome I am sitting on the pot A thousand farts that will not stop I ate a little too much cheese My pants are down below my knees Sitting on a porcelain Sitting in a lonely stall I read this on the bathroom wall "Here i sit all broken hearted Tried to shit and only farted Those who write on bathroom walls Roll their shit in little balls Those who read these words of wit Eat those little balls of shit!"