Jesus would like to ride my bike Jesus would like to ride my bike Nobody loves my kind But Jesus would like to steal my bike Chorus: Where's my happiness? It's gone! Jesus would like to ride my bike Jesus would like to ride my bike Nobody loves my kind But Jesus would like to steal my bike Chorus: Where's my happiness? It's gone! I sold my soul to Jesus only for five dollars I sold my soul to Jesus only for five dollars But .. Chorus: ... Where's my happiness? It's gone!