Well, I play an old guitar from nine till a half past one I'm just tryin' to make a livin' watchin' everybody else have fun Well, I don't miss much that ever happens on a dance hall floor Mercy, look what just walked through that door Well, hello T-R-0-U-B-L-E Tell me what in the world you're doin' A-L-O-N-E? Yeah, I say, hey good L-double O-K-I-N-G Well, I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E I was a little bitty baby when my papa hit the skids Mama had a time tryin' to raise nine kids Told me not to stare 'cause it was impolite And did the best she could to try to raise me right But mama never told me 'bout nothing like Y-O-U Oh, I bet your mama must have been another good lookin' honey too Yeah, hey good L-double O-K-I-N-G Well, I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E Well, you're sweet talkin', sexy walkin', honky-tonkin', babe The men are gonna love you, and the woman gonna hate you Remindin' them of everything they're never gonna be Maybe the beginning of a world war three 'Cause the world ain't ready for nothing like Y-O-U I bet your mama must've been another good lookin' mama too Hey, say: Hey, good L-double-O-K-I-N-G Well, I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E I said hey I said hey I said hey, hey, hey I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E