I am a married man, the nice guy next door A valued member of community I lead a quiet life, yet I'm far from bored Because my job can be sheer lunacy And in the nighttime, when the mood is right A few drinks are all it takes to turn the tide The monster's running free again, it can't be stopped The monster's out of control again, till it's locked back up It's howling and it's growling, better be careful not to touch It's stomping and it's jumping and then it goes completely nuts Meet my evil twin No fear, I'm back in charge, everything's cool now Guess I got careless for a second Two hearts, two different minds in just one hull And I'm the one who calls the shots But in the nighttime, when the mood is right A few drinks are all it takes to turn the tide The monster's running free again, it can't be stopped The monster's out of control again, till it's locked back up It's howling and it's growling, better be careful not to touch It's stomping and it's jumping and then it goes completely nuts The monster's running free again, it can't be stopped The monster's out of control again, till it's locked back up It's howling and it's growling, better be careful not to touch It's stomping and it's jumping and then it goes completely nuts I'm out of control, there's no way to stop me No harm, no foul, no body means no crime No guts, no fun, no glory, no hero and no villain Just me myself and my - my evil twin