Everything's been grand since you left the crypt All the kids are sporting cemetery lips And they know That you're a mess of all that is classic You're the worst of all that is magic You're the reason I don't love anything Oh ring ring You only call me when you're crying You only need me when he leaves You won't confess unless you're dying You only kiss on New Years Eve You only want me when I'm taken You only kick me when I'm do-do-do-do-do-down You only call me when you're crying Oh but it's such a lovely sound Ba-ba-ra pa-pa-pa-ra-pa Honest question - "how we gonna knock these boots?" You can only make it if it's under the fuze Yeah, me too My mama tells me that you are a godless Papa tells me love gets my baldness They're the reasons I do whatever you say Yeah okay, You only call me when you're crying You only need me when he leaves You won't confess unless you're dying You only kiss on New Years Eve You only want me when I'm taken You only kick me when I'm do-do-do-do-do-down You only call me when you're crying Oh but it's such a lovely sound Ba-ba-ra pa-pa-pa-ra-pa ..Crying… You only call me when you're crying You only call me when you're crying You only call me when you're crying You only call me when you're crying