Sunday morning paper at the door Here for you to steer you through the maze of the six days that came before And get you all the latest scores Sunday morning papewr at the door Promising the juiciest exclusives from the newest holy war And coupons from your favorite stores... Chorus: But it's alright Tomorrow will bring happier headlines Monday will be fine, I'm sure... Sunday morning paper at the door You can throw away the Saturday edition scattered on the floor Saturday don't matter anymore... Chorus Sunday morning paper at the door Today's sun's revelations are the lining of tomorrows dresser drawers Another thing to be ignored... Sunday paper at the door