Intro: |--------------------------------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------------------------------------| |-4-4-4-------5-5-5--4-4-4------------4-4-4--------------------------| 4x |-------5-5-5--------------5-5-5-------------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-| |-------------------------------3-3-3-------5-5-5--------------------| D Got a lotta heart ache D He's a fuckin' weasel G His issues make my mind ache A Wanna make a deal D 'Cause I love your little motions D You do with your pigtails G What a nice creation A Worth another night in jail |-------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------| |--------------4-2-5-5-5-5------------| |--5-5-5-5-5-5-------------4-4-2-4-5--| |-------------------------------------| D He's a player, diarrhea giver Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to Slayer G I'd like to find him Friday night A Hanging out with mom, trying on his father's tights Riff: |--15-14--------------| |--------15-----------| |-----------12-12-12--| |---------------------| |---------------------| |---------------------| Riff Riff Life just sucks, I lost the one Riff Riff I'm giving up, she found someone Riff There's plenty more Riff Girls are such a drag |--------------------------------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------------------------------------| |-4-4-4-------5-5-5--4-4-4------------4-4-4--------------------------| 2x |-------5-5-5--------------5-5-5-------------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-| |-------------------------------3-3-3-------5-5-5--------------------| D So all you little ladies D Be sure to choose the right guys G You'll come back to me maybe A I'll shower you with lies D Got a lotta heart ache D He's a fuckin' weasel G Decisions make my mind ache A Wanna make a deal Riff 2 |-------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------| |--------------4-2-5-5-5-5------------| |--5-5-5-5-5-5-------------4-4-2-4-5--| |-------------------------------------| Riff 2 Ease away the problems and the pain The girl chose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream All along, you wish that she would stay Fuck the guy that took and ran away, yeah D He's a player, diarrhea giver Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to Slayer G I'd like to find him Friday night A Hanging out with mom, trying on his father's tights Riff Riff Life just sucks, I lost the one Riff Riff I'm giving up, she found someone Riff There's plenty more Riff Girls are such a drag e|----------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------| D|-4-5-4--2-----4-5-4--2-------4-5-4--2------4-5-4----| A|--------------------------5-----------------------5-| E|----------3-5-----------5-------------3-5-----------| Riff Riff Fuck this place, I lost the war Riff Riff I hate you all, your mom's a whore Riff Where's my dog? Riff 'Cause girls are such a drag Final e|------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------------------------| D|-4-4-4-------5-5-5--4-4-4-----------------------------| A|-------5-5-5----------------------5-------------------| E|--------------------------3-3-3-5---------------------|