[DOVEWING] I'm flying in Over the heads of my kin Thought the two of you could stand up to me? How embarrassing! I took my situation, obligation and fulfilled it If seclusion's your solution then you both frickin killed it! Now this may be hard to swallow If you struggle here's some mallow I can show you if you'll follow All the reasons that it's me Not Holly or Ivy, you see First of all, let's stop and take a listen 'Cause clearly there has to be somethin' here that you're missin' There's the sharp-eyed Jay And there's the Lion's roar And I believe that'll leave a spot for only one more And here it is At the very end of this whole thing Peace will come flying in upon a gentle dove's wing! Oh Holly and Ivy I think both of ya highly But if you think I'll go lightly I dare you both to try me It's called the Power of Three I'll let you read it and weep If you thought you had it in you Let me spell out your DEFEAT! You're one part trouble Part two buried in the rubble Everything you touch crumbles Where you struggle and stumble And with the light of my paws I'll walk amongst all the stars! Let me swallow all the shadows written into your memoirs! I'd advise for you to rise and start to apologize To the cats in the clan The pair of you two traumatized! [IVYPOOL] Listen up, folks I ain't foolin' around! I'm a warrior-rapper And my rhymes are sound! I'm a fighter and a writer And my rhymes are on fire! I'm your resident bad@$% And I'm up for hire! Sis, I love you But! I gotta confess There ain't one cat here who wouldn't call you a mess! How many toms do you feel like you gotta impress?! That's the first thing about you that I gotta adress And here is number two I'd wish you'd get a clue Not every single thing in the world is 'bout you! The entire fricken fandom thinks you're a Mary Sue! (laugh) So here is my review: The book is overdue For a change of pace A change of heart I should've been the one to get the powers from the very start Should've been in the three! Should've been Hollyleaf Should've saved my own brothers from this cataclysmic grief! The savior of this plot Could've had you all FOOLED She's a clever lil two-timer Named Ivypool! Didn't have no powers Didn't care 'bout no rules! Still she saved the day And put ya back in school! [HOLLYLEAF] Is there a rule in the code About exploding mad flows? Two kin sit and spin strings of sin Between them Causing havoc bout a magic Problematic pile of nonsense! And useless, clueless rhymes and riddles! It's time to introduce us to who's stuck in the middle! Of one side! Ivy, I get your life's tough You're a sister who's been pissed off but she's never been enough Paws are bloody cause of Dovey? Naw, I'm callin' ya bluff! Ya messed up Flip side! You switch eyes, just like you change minds! I love him, I hate him, I can't decide! (squeaky Dovewing voice) You're so boring to the readers they had to bring in some beavers! If I had to choose between you two I'd pick neither! Shush! I don't need to say no more! I had more in store Than Erin Hunter could ask for! I'm called wasted potenial Wanna see my credentials? My loyalty is evidential My presence? Quintessential! Yeah, I walk alone on these stone-cold roads There aren't many cats left Who get my moral code! It's my job alone It's my duty to uphold! Doin' the right thing's the only thing I know Yet dying for you two Turned out to be a huge waste! If Dove's kits are half-Clan I'll truly be disgraced! Can you quit the selfish act for just once in your life?! Cause I'm the shining example of real sacrifice [FIRESTAR] Oh ho, wow! That was a really great performance by our contestants! StarClan has reached it's decision The third cat of the prophecy will be [hushed silence] Revealed in the next series! *constant blabbering* Thank you and good night!