[Intro] Ladies and Gentlemen Whores and Sluts Step right up, behind this curtain Is where all your fantasies come to life This is a place you can escape Welcome to CANDYLAND! [Verse 1] Let me show you my game I put those shoes to shame These rhymes that are right Make you wanna fuck all night When we take off our clothes She sucks me till is snows I'll fuck her face so hard She is my wild card My sticky lollipop Inside this sweet gumdrop I'm bout' to explode In case to hit the spot Just taste my tootsie roll You rub my icicle I gotta get my fix Please lick my pixie stick [Chrous] Welcome to candyland I'll split your ass in two So take me by my head Lick it up, Slide it down And satisfy my sweet tooth Welcome to candyland You'll wanna fuck me twice I'll be your gingerbread Firt time naughty Second time nice [Verse 2] Candyland, candyland Just close your eyes and dream a fantasy so obscene I'll take you by the hand This is my candyland You are my sweet playground Swallow my love till' you drown I'll be your backdoor man Welcome to my candyland [Chorus] Welcome to candyland I'll split your ass in two So take me by my head Lick it up, Slide it down And satisfy my sweet tooth Welcome to candyland You'll wanna fuck me twice I'll be your gingerbread First time naughty Second time nice [Bridge] You want my cock But its mine So take a number, get in line Whip cream, and astroglide Take off my wrapper, and slip and slide Sticky like a lolli, blow me till' i pop You can sample all my flavors, at my candyshop Cum shoots, Gum droops, double fists, and blow pops Trick or treat, please my need, gimmie something good to eat Slip and slide on my face, you got that flavor I wanna taste Like your redhots, like your candycane You'd think i was a zombie By the way i give you brain [Chorus] Welcome to candyland I'll split your ass in two So take me by my head Lick it up, Slide it down And satisfy my sweet tooth Welcome to candyland You'll wanna fuck me twice I'll be your gingerbread First time naughty Second time nice