Men And Women

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[Intro]
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men and women
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men are like vows,      cause they are easily broken
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women are like cows,      cause they both have vaginas
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men are like muzzles ya,   cause they will try to shut you up
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women are like puzzles cause prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote 
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puzzles still don't

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a man is an eagle, a women is a dove
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women can fake orgasims but men can fake love
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women are like fingers and toes,    cause they're easy to count on
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men are like ravens and crows,   cause they hate using condoms

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women are like yatzees,       cause I rarely get them
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and men are like nazis,        cause they both caused the holocaust
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male stippers always look like they're applying lotion
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and female strippers when they're dancing on the pole just look like confused firemen
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men and women