Do you ever get this feeling that I'm feeling? 'Cause I'm feeling that I need to be used 'Cause I'm just a bitch, an educated witch Thank God, I've got my man telling me what to do And now he loves me, says he wants me for my meat I love those tough guys with their thick thighs Who don't need to listen when I speak He's left me on my knees again Said I'll come back when I say please again 'Rosie, when you blow me, I see stars But girls can't play guitar' Sorry, baby, I apologize for trying 'Stick to what you're good at, little girl Girls can't play guitar All that I want is a lad that treats me real mean Could you pull my pants down while I lick your plate clean? I got to be like the fantasy he sees or he will move onto the next You know it takes a real big man To never let me punch above the limits of my sex' So kind to let me cook and clean every night So good of you to let me keep my arse so nice and tight He says: Sweet cheeks, you look so cute Playing with me in my car, but Fuck no, girls can't play guitar (woo) Girls can't play guitar It's just biologically impossible It's just biologically impossible It's just biologically impossible Girls can't play guitar It's just biologically impossible It's just biologically impossible It's just biologically impossible Girls can't play guitar