Oh you're the number one heel in the country You're the top of the list it's plain to see And I'm the number one fool that still loves you Yes you'll always be number one with me I gave you my love with no reservation your every wish with my every command I built dreams of our future together my broken heart wasn't part of my plan Oh you're the number one heel... [ guitar ] You make such beautiful speeches and the pictures you painted seemed real Crazy me I had no way of knowing that you'd turn out to be such a heel Oh you're the number one heel... Yes you'll always be number one with me