Backwards Betty lives a backwards life She's obsessed with Grazia and carving knives The wind in the willows is flowing through her hair She doesn't really care cos her face is a picture Her face is a picture Her face is a picture Her face is a picture She's trying to get with ya But her face is a picture In a plastic frame and the usual fixtures Got one boogie board where we like to boogie Boogie woogie on the bed when she's screaming screw me Visions in the morning get her stomach turning L'oreal, Clearasil, Maybelline, get your fill Come with me we'll take a trip to Mars Get your face in the Mirror Get your name in the Star Watch your value burn up in the Sun Make a name for yourself in front of everyone Be my assistant and I'll cut you in two Then I'll put you back together you'll be as good as new Trust in me I'll take you to the top Take me by the hand and then the party won't stop Call the lovers, fighters and a witness To inform the world of who you've been with It's a tragedy when you're on your own Find the values in your mothers bosom And swap them for your indecision Let your vanity find it's own way home I will be the dragon crying rainbow tears I will care for your interest for a thousand years I will watch over you wherever you go Cos your face is a picture..let the whole world know Money and friends will be a thing of the past Cos your face is a picture we'll be having a blast Caviar breakfast in a gold plated yacht They'll be taken aback by all the power you've got Call the lovers, fighters and a witness To inform the world of who you've been with It's a tragedy when you're on your own Find the values in your mothers bosom And swap them for your indecision Let your vanity find it's own way home Be part of the system...