In the belly of the plane is where the serpents stay While the passengers sit helpless mere inches away Snakes plottin schemes to bite the pilot And make the aisle carpet flow with blood Everyone's screamin' except for Samuel L. He just looks around sayin "Snakes? What the hell?" They bite you twice and your the latest departed Look at this shit that those assassins started Slitherin' all around us, stench of snake scat in the air Theyre too dumb to notice Samuel is there Snakes are no match for an ex-Jedi, you see Snakes are slidin' right by him not takin' time to be Aware of the SLJ loadin' up his AK That he bought from a postal worker earlier on E-Bay Overlooked by the reptiles is how he prefers to be As the terror increases 30,000 feet above sea [Chorus:] I can hear the screaming in the Boeing at night They Fly With Snakes and they poison my mind I can hear Samuel reloading his nine He Shoots at Snakes and he does it just fine What can be worse than snakes that traverse airlines The airport security musta been snortin yey lines While snakes huddled into the Boeing's back For their weekly helping of midnight snack But now the survivor count is growing much thinner Only 2 people left: The Samster and an ex-swimmer The snakes are thinkin' this feast'll be bangin' A snake leaps at the swimmer and chomps th' part thats hangin' Aint heard that much cursin since th' South Park movie was shot Then Sammy J. yells You fuckers ready or not?? 3 different snakes take a flyin leap BOOM BOOM BOOM they all land headless in a heap Ungodly sounds of hissing echo through the skies And yellin from the passenger with a snake nippin his thighs But by dawn the last snake has finally passed away and Sam cries out Merry mornin' to all, and to all, good day! I can't hear no screamin' from the airline tonight Sammy Killed Snakes and I'm feelin' alright Get these fuckin' snakes out my mothafuckin' sight! Says Sam bout those snakes, and he's very much right