You want the whole nine Yard lies then lets hear a jeer For the nice guys I know the end of this book And it's a happy one please book But you cant skip the start And break for the good part But our guile Is argyle Yes a guy's guile Is oh what a guile I got the message its on It was there all along And if I lead you along Then I read you wrong There was a bridge And a tunnel to And does a suitcase Kinda look like a coffin (well, yes) and does it happen often (well , yes) and am I worried (well yes) I guess but it makes sense I got the message its on It was there all along And if I lead you along Then I read you wrong (What a buy what am I doing here ) I write her letters from my new home Crying then I kissed the phone Im writing letters to angels with heavenly pens and holey tongues sent coded messages to our northern neighbors