I can't remember how it started I only know that it was always there I'd been let down and brokenhearted A winner in a game of solitaire But suddenly, when we were talking It seemed that we, we couldn't let it end A thousand miles you would be walking A trust fall from the Grand Canyon and Now I know you're the only one Oh, I'm so glad we've found this linoleum I didn't know just what I wanted I'd been alright just being on my own I lived a life so unencumbered And things like love were a complete unknown But here's a thing that I've been thinking When I'm with you, it all just seems so clear Your arms around me in the morning Your sweetest voice that's singing in my ear And now I know you're the only one Oh, I'm so glad we've found this linoleum Something's happened that can't be undone Oh, I'm so glad we've found this linoleum Oh and, I believe that you were made In some kind of factory With a checked-off list of all the things That they knew that I would need Then they told you 'bout my locked-up heart And then they gave to you the key It's the only way that I can make some sense of you and me And now I know you're the only one Oh, I'm so glad we landed on linoleum Something's happened that can't be undone Oh, I'm so glad we've found this linoleum