Never met a German Never even seen one Read it on the newsstand that day That the tanks are rolling Next thing I remember is that I'm walking in the army Following instructions it isn't very charming Oh (ohohohohoh) Even now I feel like I'm on fire Oh - even now I couldn't get much higher Now I am a general and I am giving out the orders I almost have an orgasm when the tanks are rolling Crashing through the borders It's good to be a general Just tell these idiots what to do... Anyone in my position would love it to say: Oh(ohohohohoh) - even now I feel like I'm on fire Oh - even now I couldn't get much higher Never never never Now I am a German