No more Mr. Anonymous No more world that is nick bottom-less My name will be synonymous With being on the top I can see it now I'm the cat's meow It's a hit, pow! It's gonna be great, gonna be great Everywhere I go They will love me so Hail my name, oh! It's gonna be great, gonna be great Master bottom, you're such a wonderful writer! Oh, you really think so? And your talent is talent beyond compare! Why thank you! You're a star, you are and you couldn't be brighter! Now you're just embarrassing me! You're a real visionary! Thank you Jesus and Hail Mary! This bottom's gonna be on top This bottom's gonna be on top Man I'm gonna sizzle Man I'm gonna pop! And this bottom's gonna be on top! This is heaven sent Feeling confident Money well spent It's gonna be great Gonna be great! Throw a big parade Praises will be made Compliments paid It's gonna be great Gonna be great! Me and baby are so eternally grateful You're who I'm doing it for! Thank you for our cottage in the woods If gratitude were food I'd have a big plateful! Nice metaphor, bro! You're the greatest! You the man! I really shouldn't say it but yes I am! This bottom's gonna be on top This bottom's gonna be on top! Once I get going Never gonna stop! And this bottom's gonna be on top! We are the royalty of the renaissance writers Now we're handing down the crown to you You were a nobody but then overnight you're someone Better than the rest of us Now you are the best of us Not so fast Ah, hello will I knew you wouldn't go down without a fight The tops are nay Thou surely doth jest I say it on my honour here I doth protest Yawn Rhyming? That is so 1580s Oh, yeah? Well If you wanna make it to the top Then you're gonna have to go through me 'Cause on the top is where I live and I will not be giving up so easily So there! Oh, man I have been waiting for this moment for so long I'm gonna enjoy it when I knock you of your perch Oh, no you won't Oh, yes I will Oh, no you won't Oh, yes I will Oh, no you won't Oh, yes I will Oh, no you won't My accomplishments are much more Accomplished than yours In your dreams! I am the best You can't be the best because I am the best I have written twelve plays and each one is a testament To my great skill I am the will And I wrote taming of the shrew and Richard III and Richard II and Henry's III and V and VII And Titus Andromocus Oh, and did I forget? Romeo And Juliet! Well, I have just written the thing that the critics are calling the greatest thing they've ever seen The people are loving it, can't get enough of it Everyone even including The queen She recently invited me To her castle where she knighted me And privately she told me that you're Not any good Not any good Not any good Not any good! And she told me that all of your plays make her vomit And nothing's as good as my musical Omlette Wait a minute You wrote Omlette? Yes I never thought that I would meet my equal! But I can see it I have been bested by the best Maybe we could partner on a sequel? Oh my, how the tide has turned Let's review, what have we learned? See you were here, but now we've swapped So kiss this bottom I'm on the top! Yeah! (He's on top) Right where I wanna be! Yeah this bottom's gonna be on top! He's on top He's on top Wah wah wah wah Yeah this bottom's gonna be on top! Yeah this bottom's gonna be on top! Yea this bottom's gonna be on top! You want us to write, Omlette? Ugh I'm not so sure about this Well I am, little brother So raise a glass to Omlette, the musical! Bottom's up! Bottom's up! Yeah this bottom's gonna be on top!