Don't want to be alone today Cuz i want you more than words can say. The perfect girl, you've got to be out there, The one who won't really even care. If i get drunk and piss on myself And every day i smoke a pack of cigarettes, And i have this dream involving my guitar And frequently take trips to the nudey bar. But i, promise to always be true And i would never cheat on you. I want to be the one who takes care of you When you're feelin blue... the perfect girl! Give me the chance, i swear i'll make it right. When you leave i'll kiss you good night. The perfect girl, you know we'll never fight, Because you think it is alright If i get drunk and piss on myself And every day smoke a pack of cigarettes, And have this dream involving my guitar And frequently take trips to the nudey bar.