C
Uh this hotel room's gotta lotta stuff
G C
Laundry bag and a shoe shine cloth
C
Thirty two hangers and a touch tone phone
G C
Well a light that comes on when I ain't home
[Chorus]
F
I ain't home
C
I ain't home
C
You better leave a message 'cause
G C
I ain't home
[Verse]
C
They got an air conditioner for when I'm hot
G C
A radiator for when I'm not
C
Two big chairs sittin' side by side
G C
With a holy bible and the TV Guide
[Chorus]
F
TV Guide
C
The TV Guide
C
Great God Almighty
G C
It's the TV Guide
[Verse]
C
I gotta second story view from curb to curb
G C
Got a sign that reads "Do Not Disturb"
C
A monogrammed towel and a bucket of ice
G C
A chest of drawers and a mirror that lies
F
Mirror that lies
C
Mirror that lies
C
That couldn't be me
G C
In the gorilla disguise
[Verse]
C
They got a room service menu for food and drink
G C
A porcelain throne and an aluminum sink
C
Two big pillows to rest my head
G C
Magic Fingers and a king-size bed
[Chorus]
F
Put in a quarter
C
Turn out the light
C G C
Magic Fingers makes ya feel alright
F
Feel all right
C
Feel all right
C G C
Magic Fingers makes ya feel alright
[Verse]
C
This ol' hotel's all right with me
G C
They pay the postage if you lose the key
C
This hotel room's gotta lot of stuff
G C
But I do believe I've had enough
C
Called my baby said don't you pout
G C
I'm packin' my bags and I'm checkin' out
C
Just as soon as you hang up the telephone
G C
Stick a candle in the window I'm comin' home
[Chorus]
F
Comin' home
C
Comin' home
C G C
Stick a candle in the window I'm comin' home
F
Comin' home
C
Comin; home
C G C
Stick a candle in the window I'm comin' home
