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[Intro 2] (Spoken)
G* G*
"He told it to the monkeys and they didn't talk back,
G* G*
then he told the old iguana and he didn't attack".
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[Verse 1]
G Em C7 D G
They told me before I started that it never ever would work out:
G Em C7 C7
stay in school, don't be a fool, but I had to see what life was about.
[Pre-Chorus]
G F
So, I went to Biloxi, seekin' fortune and fame,
C Cm
I got hired, I got fired, I got called dirty names.
[Chorus]
G Em C7 D G
You'll never (never), never (never), work in dis bidness again.
G Em C7 D (G*)
You'll never (never), no never (never), never work in dis bidness again.
[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
G Em C7 D G
I knew I needed representation and I found it one night in a bar.
G Em C C
He was a bondsman and a part-time agent and he said that he would make me a star.
[Pre-Chorus]
G F
He said', "Aaaah, you don't have to be that good to make it out in Hollywood,
C Cm
you just have to change and complain".
[Chorus]
G Em C7 D G
Or you'll never (never), never (never), work in dis bidness again.
G Em C7 D G* G
You'll never (never), no never (never), never work in dis bidness again.
[Solo]
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G | Em | F D | G |
[Bridge]
B7 Em
I parked cars at the Rainbow, I sold maps of the stars,
B7 Em
I got my nose broke in Spago's when I puked on the bar.
A D7*
And all I played's a double bar mitzvah,
A D7*
Bubba played a double bar mitzvah!)
[Pre-Chorus]
G F C Cm
It's a jungle out there, hell, I don't care, I'm going back to my predator friends.
[End-Chorus]
G Em C7 D G
I will never (never), never (never), work in this bidness again.
G Em C7 D G
No, I'll never (never), no never (never), never work in this bidness again.
G Em C7 D G*
You'll never (never), never (never), work in this bidness again.
[Outro] (Spoken)
G*
"Ah, relax, where do you think you're going with dat suitcase?"
G* G*
"I'm outta here!" "You're leaving?! Vat about my fifteen percent?"
G* G*
"15 Percent of nothin' is nothin'!" "Young man, you leave now and you'll never"
G*
"I'll never..." "You'll never..." "Work in dis..." "Bizness..." "Bidness..."
G
"AGAIN!!"
