C F C
He was only a lavender cowboy,
F G
The hairs on his chest they were two
C F C
He wanted to follow the heroes,
G G7 C
And do as the he men do
[VERSE]
C F C
Red, green, and many colored hair tonics
F G
He rubbed on his chest day and night
C F C
When he looked in the mirror next morning,
G G7 C
No new hairs grew in sight
[VERSE]
C F C
He battled for Red Nellie's honor,
F G
He cleaned out a hold-up's nest
C F C
He died with two six-guns a-smokin',
G G7 C
But only two hairs on his chest