December has come, and everybody knows It's time to hang the fairy lights It doesn't make me feel better But it makes you feel good The Christmas tree, we have to decorate With shiny bells and candy canes It doesn't make me feel better But it makes you feel good I don't like turkey, I don't like you I don't like December has come, and everybody knows A motherfucking Santa Claus It doesn't make me feel better But it makes you feel good It’s Christmas eve, we have to celebrate With family and friends It doesn't make me feel better But it makes you feel good I don't like turkey, I don't like you I don't like I don't know I don't know I don't give a fuck! Take a glass and make a beautiful toast