Hummer. Hummer. Hummer. Hummer. Hummer. Hummer. "Peter Lorre isn't really dead" Peter Lorre, Peter Lorre He's all right, he's all right Peter Lorre, Peter Lorre It's all right, he's on your side Peter Lorre, Peter Lorre It's all right, you can trust him Peter Lorre, Peter Lorre He's all right Peter Lorre, Peter Lorre He's a brick, he's a brick You can count on him in trouble Even if it's really thick Any crisis, he'll be there Like a little squidgy bear Peter Lorre, Peter Lorre He's a brick Peter Lorre, Peter Lorre Runs a nightclub way downtown Peter Lorre, Peter Lorre Always wears a evil frown Don't spit on his shoes Or mess up his hair Or he will shoot you dead And go back upstairs But it's okay It's all right, you can trust him Peter Lorre's on your side You can trust him with your secrets He'll give you some place to hide Don't you worry, don't you fret Peter Lorre is a pet You can trust that Peter Lorre He's a vet A real gentleman Never bad and never rude Never mad and never crude Just like Sydney Greenstreet Just like Sydney... Green...street In any crisis he'll be there Like a little squidgy bear That's Peter Lorre, not Sydney Greenstreet And You can trust him, you can trust him He's all right, he's all right You can trust this tiny person Peter Lorre's on your side Sydney Greenstreet does not scare him Peter Lorre knows no fear Fearless little Peter Lorre He's a brick Woo! Peter Lorre, Peter Lorre He's all right, he's all right Peter Lorre, Peter Lorre He's a brick, he's a brick Peter Lorre, Peter Lorre It's all right, he's on your side Peter Lorre, Peter Lorre He's a brick