E E E E [Verse 1] E Honey they're bringin' out a TV crew, E They wanna do a story 'bout me and you, A They'll be stringin' up bright lights in the backyard, E There'll be cameras on their shoulders we'll be readin' cue cards, B Leave them long johns on the line, A N.C. If the kids look dirty that'll be just fine. [Chorus 1] E B E They're gonna put us on lifestyles of the not so rich and famous, E B They wanna see us go hog wild over beans and barbecue, A E A They wanna see my Fairlane up on blocks, the holes in all our socks, E B N.C. E E Talkin' 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous. [Verse 2] E Tell 'em bout your Mama and the bowling league, E Tell 'em bout Junior and his baseball team, A I'll show 'em my nine point buck on the wall, E I'll blow a few times on my new duck call, B Let 'em see ol' blue how he sleeps all day, A N.C. A A A A A N.C. We'll bring out the Elvis TV trays. [Chorus 2] E B E They're gonna put us on lifestyles of the not so rich and famous, E B They wanna see us go hog wild over beans and barbecue, A E A They wanna see my Fairlane up on blocks, the holes in all our socks, E B N.C. E Talkin' 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous. [Interlude] A E Yeah, our idea of high class livin' Is sittin' on the porch on a cool night, A F# B B N.C. Our Champagne and Caviar, Is an RC cola and a moon pie. [Outro] E B E A I'm talkin' 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous, E B N.C. E E E E Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous . . .