Of all the extras, you're my favorite stand in When no one else is around, there's always you And I don't care that you're older than my mother 'Cause I don't wanna hang out with those teenage freaks You're always my second choice Easily amused, my friend You're not that nice, but I'm not really bothered When I feel ugly, I just look at you I just want somebody I can pester When I have no better things to do You're always my second choice Easily amused, my friend Of all the extras, you're my favorite stand in When no one else is around, there's always you And I don't care that you're older than my mother 'Cause I don't wanna hang out with those teenage freaks You're always my second choice Easily amused, my friend