I want a girl with a mind like a diamond I want a girl who knows what's best I want a girl with shoes that cut And eyes that burn like cigarettes I want a girl with the right allocations Who is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack She's playing with her jewelry She's putting up her hair She's touring the facility And picking up slack I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket I want a girl who gets up early (gets up early) I want a girl who stays up late (stays up late) I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity (uninterrupted) Who uses a machete, to cut through red tape With fingernails that shine like justice And a voice that is dark like tinted glass She is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack She's touring the facility And picking up slack I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket (Na, na, na, na) I want a girl with the smooth liquidation (smooth liquidation) I want a girl with good dividends (good dividends) At Citibank we will meet accidentally (meet accidentally) We start to talk when she borrows my pen She wants a car with a cup holder-arm rest She wants a car that will get her there She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen She's trading her MG for a white, Chrysler LeBaron I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket (Na, na, na, na, na)