ē, yon-bansen kara tokkyū fōsu ichi-gō ga hassha shimasu ābunai desu no de hōmu jō de no monsutā kari kōi wa goenryo kudasai tsūkin tsūgaku, asobi ni ryokō ni soshite sonota no riyōsha no mina-san yōkoso koko ga chō shukueki seikaku ni wa chōshuku (makai danjon meikyūnai) eki desu e? bō no tesen no shin bō kubo to bō bōki eki no aida ni aru eki to wa kankei arimasen yo mina-san mo chō shukueki ni mayoi konda ageku shokuryō ga tarinaku natte gashi shitari mamono no esa ni sareteshimattari to iu keiken ga arimasu yo ne kyō wa sonna bōkensha no mina-san ni kono eki no kōryaku hōhō o dai shōkai nukedase, kono danjon o dungeon station nukedase chōshuku (hāi) doa shimarimāsu wāpu hōru hirakimāsu sochira wa monsutā hausu desu hai hai hahai doa shimarimāsu kakushi tsūro hirakimāsu ashimoto torappu gozaimāsu anata no ashimoto gozaimāsu (dare ka tasuketē) higashiguchi dasshutsu nan'ido no hikui deguchi wa koko da bōken shoshinsha wa nantoka koko kara dereru yō ni inorō (kamisamā) chūō higashiguchi koko ga chūō higashiguchi are? higashiguchi? docchi daro mō magirawashī (maigō) nishiguchi hiroba ga hirogari kaihō teki na supēsu ga sonzai suru zo dete sugu mahōjin o kaku nara koko de machigai nashi (terepōtēshon) chūō nishiguchi dandan kuchi no ji ga geshutaruto hōkai shite shikaku ni shika mienaku natte kita kore mo danjon no torappu to iu wake ka eki no naka de mayō to shinu (majī?) shinu (yada) kūfuku gēji kaifuku da (rāmen hai) (yakiniku hai) (eki chika saishinbu ni aru maboroshi paradaisu) kyō wa shūden owatteru kara eigyō shūryō? rettsu gō rettsu gō chōshuku (rettsu gō) kaisatsu yaburi susume (hai hai hahai) kaisō kōji de (rettsu gō) furoa no kazu musū ni fueteiku (ittai zentai koko wa dokō?) dungeon station nukedase chōshuku (hāi) koko de shichōsha no kata kara no otayori desu watashi wa chō shukueki ni sumitsuku mamono desu ga nanto ka tabitabi buttaosare gōrudo o motte ikarete shimaimasu fumufumu, ī desu nē dō ni ka narimasen ka? dō ni mo narimasen chinamini shuzoku wa gōruden kurisutaru desu sore ga gen'indesu mitsuketara watashi mo buttaoshi māsu! doa shimarimāsu wāpu hōru hirakimāsu sochira wa monsutā hausu desu hai hai hahai doa shimarimāsu kakushi tsūro hirakimāsu ashimoto torappu gozaimāsu anata no ashimoto gozaimāsu (dare ka tasuketē) (jitsuha chō shukueki, jidō seisei danjon rashī ze) minamiguchi nandaka yatara to gochagocha shiteru shi mamono mo waitete kurōtomuke no deguchi da (sekkaku dakara ore wa kono minami no deguchi o erabu ze) tōnanguchi mā higashiguchi mo chikaissho to omotte deruto nijū-jikan kurai idō saserareru yōchūida (denjā) shin minamiguchi saikin apude de fuetarashī kara kitai dai shōjiki minamiguchi to no chigai wa yoku wakaran (gugurē) uraguchi tsukaō to suru to ekīn to iu ningen gata monsutā ni tsukamatte shimau danjon no kyōaku na torappu ni wa ki o tsukero ic zankin kirasu to shinu (bosuketē) shinu (chīn) mamono o nagutte kinsakuda (katsuage? hai) (tōbatsu hai) (seigi no na no moto suraimu kittara kimochī) (hanzai kōi desu. zettai ni maneshinaide kudasai.) rettsu gō rettsu gō chōshuku (rettsu gō) mezase yo soko no soko (hai hai hahai) shin sen nishiguchi nishi ni higashi minami no eki mo aru (ittai zentai doko nandā?) dungeon station nukedase chōshuku (hāi) chō shukueki wa mugen ni fukuzatsu ni hatten o tsuzuke meikyū wa eien ni hito o nomikomi tsuzukeru kō wa kangaerarenai darō ka? eki wa utsubokazura no yō ni haitte kita ningen o toraeru seibutsu de ari jōkyaku o yōbun ni seichō shiteiru to sore naraba, dasshutsu shi nikui yō ni eki ga shinka shiteiku no wa gōriteki da ningen ni nokosareta michi wa hitotsu shika nai sekai wa sore o maikā tsūkin to yobu rettsu gō rettsu gō chōshuku (rettsu gō) rasu bosu megake hanate (hai hai hahai) saishū ōgi wa (rettsu gō) jōsharitsu, nihyakugojū pāsento (kinkyū teishi botan) dungeon station nukedase chōshuku (hāi) doa shimarimāsu wāpu hōru hirakimāsu sochira wa monsutā hausu desu hai hai hahai doa shimarimāsu kakushi tsūro hirakimāsu ashimoto torappu gozaimāsu anata no ashimoto gozaimāsu (dare ka tasuketē) dungeon station nukedase chōshuku (mō yadā) (kakenuke dasshutsu wa goenryo kudasāi)