E|E|--------------------------------------------------|--| Intro: D C Bb D x2 Verse1: D Standing on a golf course C Dressed in P.V.C. Bb I chanced upon a Golf Girl D Selling cups of tea She asked me did I want one Asked me with a grin For three pence you can buy one Full right to the brim So of course I had to have one In fact I ordered three So I could watch the Golf Girl Could see she fancied me And later on the golf course After drinking tea It started raining golf balls And she protected me Chorus1: A Her name was Pat C B E And we sat under a tree D A She kissed me We go for walks In fine weather All together C On the golf course B E A We talk in morse F G G# G G# G F# D Bb x2 - key change and here we go: G F D# G x2 Verse1: Standing on a golf course Dressed in P.V.C. I chanced upon a Golf Girl Selling cups of tea She asked me did I want one Asked me with a grin For three pence you can buy one Full right to the brim So of course I had to have one In fact I ordered three So I could watch the Golf Girl Could see she fancied me And later on the golf course After drinking tea It started raining golf balls And she protected me Chorus1: D Her name was Pat F E A And we sat under a tree G D C Bb D A She kissed me A D A D A A ............ E|--------------------------------------------------|