At seven o'clock I will take you to the dance At nine o'clock we'll be taking off our pants Your parents marriage might be a mess But we'll deny the pain with a brand new dress It's prom, it's prom I'm taking you to the prom Beep beep We're going in a rented Mercedes Just watch out for those dumpster babies I may be hip but I got something hipper You put it in drinks and it's easy to slip her It's prom, it's prom I'm taking you to the prom, bitch Get in the back of my van, you whore