Some girls like a 9 to 5 man Short hair and a long-term plan Most like the kind that stay home at night Never have to worry 'bout starting no fights Not me, not mine, that ain't my type I met him in the neon light My baby's a bar star A damn livin', drinkin' work of art He gets to sipping and he goes too far But I don't mind it, kinda like it, when he goes too far He's a happy hour hero He's always gettin' Keystoned Bless his liver and his honkytonk heart 'Cause my baby's a bar star He's burned out and pretty much baked But he treats me good for goodness' sake Don't do me like the others, he's sweet to his mother They'll be singing 'bout him someday My baby's a bar star A damn livin', drinkin' work of art He gets to sipping and he goes too far But I don't mind it, kinda like it, when he goes too far He's a happy hour hero He's always gettin' Keystoned Bless his liver and his honkytonk heart 'Cause my baby's a bar star My baby's a bar star A damn livin', drinkin' work of art He gets to sipping and he goes too far But I don't mind it, kinda like it, when he goes too far He's a happy hour hero He's always gettin' Keystoned Bless his liver and his honkytonk heart 'Cause my baby's a bar star