Class

Whatever happened to fair dealing 
And pure ethics 
And nice manners? 
Why is it everyone now is a pain in the Ass? 
Whatever happened to class? 
Class. 
Whatever happened to Please may I 
And Yes thank you 
And How charming? 
Now every son of a bitch 
Is a snake in the grass 
Whatever happened to class?  
Class.  
Oh, there ain't no gentlemen to open up the doors, 
There ain't no ladies now there's only pigs and whores 
And even kids'll knock you down so's they can pass 
Nobody's got no class!!!  
Whatever happened to old values  
And fine morals 
And good breeding? 
Now no-one even says oops 
When they're passing their gas 
Whatever happened to class? 
Class. 
Oh, There ain't no gentelmen that's fit for any use, 
And any girl will touch your privates for a deuce 
And even kids'll kick your shins and give ya sass 
Nobody's got no class! 
All you read about today is rape and theft 
Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left? 
Nobody's got no class! 

Every guy is a snot 
Every girl is a twat 
Holy shit 
Holy shit 
What a shame 
What a shame 
What became of class?