F C
I’ll get back in the kitchen.
F C
I’ll wear my hair up for you real, real nice
F
My neck will be adorned with pearls
C
I’ll put rouge on my cheeks like a pretty girl
F C
As I bring you whiskey on ice
F C
I’ll do all these things
F C
But one thing will always stay true
Dm Em7
Your shitty attitude
Dm Em Dm C
Will never convince a woman to lay with you
[Chorus]
N.C. F
So get real with yourself
C
You’re not the heartbreaker
F C
You thought you were destined to be
F C
Put your feet down, from my table
F C N.C
It’s called common courtesy (I doubt you heard of it)
F
Don’t test my limits
Dm
Or my generosity
Em7 Dm C
Don’t stroke my face or these feminine hands will cause your fingers to bleed
F Em
Your masculinity is so fragile
F
I could break you with a tap
F Em7 F C
The only time ill get on my knees for you is to sweep up your fragments like glass
[Bridge]
F Em7
It’s a pity your mother has to see you like this
F Em7
And it’s a pity any form of criticism gets you pissed
F Em7
It’s a pity you have an insufferable god complex
F
It’s a pity
Dm
It’s a pity
F Em7
It’s a pity your mother has to see you like this
F Em7
And it’s a pity any form of criticism gets you pissed
F Em7
It’s a pity you have an insufferable god complex
F
It’s a pity
Dm
It’s a pity
[Chorus]
N.C. F
So get real with yourself
C
You’re not the heartbreaker
F C
You thought you were destined to be
F C
Put your feet down, from my table
F C N.C.
It’s called common courtesy (I doubt you heard of it)
F
Don’t test my limits
Dm
Or my generosity
Em7 Dm C
Don’t stroke my face or these feminine hands will cause your fingers to bleed
F Em
Your masculinity is so fragile
F
I could break you with a tap
F Em7 F C
The only time ill get on my knees for you is to sweep up your fragments like glass
[Outro]
F C
I’ll get back in the kitchen
F C
I’ll wear my hair up for myself real nice
F
My neck will be adorned with pearls
C
I’ll put rouge on my cheeks like a pretty girl
F C
As I pour myself a whiskey on ice
