There's a first time for everything And everything is getting pulled over On a highway in Albany In a rental car on a Wednesday I apologised and he let me go Told me next time Move away or go slow Gotta cross the line for my ego Nearly lost my spine I just wanna go home I just wanna go home Beat myself up nice and slow Punch the line in the throat I don't get the fucking joke (It's not over till they meet the quota) I don't get the fucking joke (State trooper, uh, I hardly know her) I don't get the fucking joke I just wanna go home Beat myself up nice and slow Punch the line in the throat I don't get the fucking joke