Welcome to the house of doom Where nightmares slither into your room Walls will whisper, floors will creak And something unseen will watch you sleep You'll find doors open when they should And stay closed when they must I know a place where the monsters are hanging around At midnight Running around making sounds, going bump in the night At midnight Pennywise What? Ghostface Noo! Voldemort Oh, noo! This is the haunted house Waiting on the hill Ohohohohohohoho This is the haunted house Giving you a thrill Ohohohohohohoho This is the haunted house Step inside my haunted house This is the haunted house You'll never leave my haunted house Haven't you heard of the man going straight through the wall At midnight They say he's the wolf you can hear when he's having a ball At midnight Beetlejuice What? Dracula Noo! Slenderman Oh, noo! This is the haunted house Waiting on the hill Ohohohohohohoho This is the haunted house Giving you a thrill Ohohohohohohoho This is the haunted house This is the haunted house Step inside my haunted house This is the haunted house Waiting on the hill You'll never leave The air turns cold, screams grow louder You're trapped inside for infinite hours By morning's light, will you be free? Or will you stay, forever with me? This is the haunted house Waiting on the hill Ohohohohohohoho This is the haunted house Giving you a thrill Ohohohohohohoho This is the haunted house This is the haunted house Haunted-haunted house-house This is the haunted house Waiting on the hill Bye, bye Remember, we have a service to die for!