Dear Drunk Me I betcha sittin' on a high back, runnin' up a good time Thinkin' them two-for-one shots ain't kickin' in Dear Drunk Me I betcha chalkin' up a cue and it's goin' down smooth First time she hadn't crossed ya mind God knows when It feels pretty good for a minute But that won't last long, will it? You'll be thinkin' 'bout her if I know you But man, whatever ya do, don't Pick up that phone and call her up Thinkin' that it ain't over You'll just regret everything ya Don't remember when you wake up sober Can't go back to the way it was Don't go messin' up a good buzz Chasin' around her memory Like you always do when you're drunk, me Drunk, me Dear Drunk Me When you're feedin' that jukebox, stick to the rock Stay away from the Donnie Ray songs in three-four time Yeah, you gotta trust me 'Cause I know when the lights get low Ya gonna wanna Pick up that phone and call her up Thinkin' that it ain't over You'll just regret everything ya Don't remember when you wake up sober Can't go back to the way it was Don't go messin' up a good buzz Chasin' around her memory Like you always do when you're drunk, me You came here tonight to forget her But man, I know you better, so don't Pick up that phone and call her up Thinkin' that it ain't over You'll just regret everything ya Don't remember when you wake up sober Can't go back to the way it was Don't go messin' up a good buzz Chasin' around her memory Like you always do when you're drunk, me Drunk, me Oh, when you're drunk, me Drunk, me