He's the biggest crook in town He shuts his eyes when the scandals are found You've worked for all your life to grow old and retire Now your life savings just went up in fire. Cheney he's a part of the scandal He's too out of control to handle Dick cheney you're a sign of the times Hey dick cheney you're no friend of mine Chorus: Better lock your safe tonight Dick cheney and the boys are out tonight Watch your pockets watch your purses. Fat men in suits told you to invest In the stock and collect interest Then while you didn't look Profits were inflated on the books Dick cheney you're a part of the scam A fat bald slob for good ol' uncle sam Stickin' to what you know best... ...looking out for your own interest