So you claim you've got a girl and that she's good to you But I say you're just a boy and boys break all the rules We could keep it secretive, nobody has to know Let me be your secretary it'll look professional Don't you want a little adventure? Something you're not getting at home Don't you want a little excitement? Something that will turn you on Let me give you a little attention When she's doing you wrong And I just want you to take all of your frustration out on me Baby, baby I really really (hope you're ready) 'Cause my love it ain't (ordinary) Breakin' her heart ain't (necessary) When I can be your (secretary) I'll hold all your calls on my list of things to do And then we can do whatever you wanna do Some girls think I'm crazy and some just think I'm wrong But at least I'm not the one who's gonna lead you on 'Cause I don't want no (strings attached) And when it's over (she can have you back) But I know you wanna stay so call your girl and tell her that your working late Don't you want a little adventure? Something you're not getting at home Don't you want a little excitement? Something that will turn you on Let me give you a little attention When she's doing you wrong And I just want you to take all of your frustration out on me Baby, baby I really really (hope you're ready) 'Cause my love it ain't (ordinary) Breakin' her heart ain't (necessary) When I can be your (secretary) I'll hold all your calls on my list of things to do And then we can do whatever you wanna do I really really (hope you're ready) 'Cause my love it ain't (ordinary) Breakin' her heart ain't (necessary) When I can be your (secretary) I'll hold all your calls on my list of things to do And then we can do whatever you wanna do (Baby, let me be your secretary) (So we can do whatever you tell me) Let our bodies still be talkin' And I know you gonna like it And I'll even let you take control I just wanna get physical I really really (hope you're ready) 'Cause my love it ain't (ordinary) Breakin' her heart ain't (necessary) When I can be your (secretary) I'll hold all your calls on my list of things to do And then we can do whatever you wanna do I really really (hope you're ready) 'Cause my love it ain't (ordinary) Breakin' her heart ain't (necessary) When I can be your (secretary) I'll hold all your calls on my list of things to do And then we can do whatever you wanna do