You are an alien princess, baby You have greasy hair, You play drums and you make me chuckle You smoke a lot of weed, you don't care You have a tattoo on your arm You passed out the stairs You are an alien princess, baby You have greasy hair You have two cats and you love to laugh You have a big butt You make clembutt art But you, you, I don't know where to start All my friends are cool and nice All my friends are made out of sugar and spice