Okay, what is it tonight? Please just tell me what the hell is wrong Do you wanna eat? Do you wanna sleep? Do you wanna shout? Just settle down Settle down Settle down (Chorus) Well, I'll give you candy Give you diamonds Give you pills I'll give you anything you want Hundred dollar bills And I'll even let you watch the shows you wanna see 'Cause you married me Married me Married me I'm so sick of you tonight You never stay awake when I get home Something wrong with me? Something wrong with you? I really wish I knew Wish I knew Wish I knew (Chorus) Well, I'll give you candy Give you diamonds Give you pills I'll give you anything you want Hundred dollar bills And I'll even let you watch the shows you wanna see 'Cause you married me Married me Married me When I was young I played the game That love and happiness were the same Now I'm older and I don't play And I found out the hardest way I got wasted She got mad She called me names Then she called her dad He got crazy and I did too Wondering what I did to you (Chorus) Well, I'll give you candy Give you diamonds Give you pills I'll give you anything you want Hundred dollar bills And I'll even let you watch the shows you wanna see I'll do anything Anything Anything Anything Anything Anything Anything Anything Anything