Yeah, yeah So let me tell you a little part about me Let me try to help you erase all the seeds of doubt, please See, once upon a time, I found myself so traumatized Only thing that I could really think to do is ask the sky, why? Singing, why, why, why, why, why? Can't relive that night, night, night, night, night Yeah, I used to be vengeful, I had that spite But now I am changed and here is why 'Cause here's my best friends Just wanna kick back on the weekends Gonna gain their trust to deceive them That's something that I would never do Because they're my best friends Nobody would ever come looking They smell so nice, I'll cook them I promise that I am not insane, they're my best friends Dear diary, the thoughts of eating my friends are still continuing I don't think they heard me though Reminder: It's Yellow's birthday this week, I might bake him into a cake Hey bro, what you doing? Writing in your diary? You ain't gotta lie to me, what, you need some privacy? Bestie, you look a little sweaty, are you dealing with anxiety? Anyway, I was just coming by to see If you were going to the birthday party, I'm excited See, I think that you and I should go together, that'd be kinda neat Let's hug it out, if you ever need to talk, confide in me Ooh, little too tight, man, I'm just tryna breathe Oh, that's my bad, you're a cool dude, can I call you dad? Sorry, might add I have daddy issues, it's kinda sad Note to self: Brown could use a dash of cayenne To really remind me later of the heat from that hug we had Here's my best friends Just wanna kick back on the weekends Gonna gain their trust to deceive them That's something that I would never do Because they're my best friends Nobody would ever come looking They smell so nice, I'll cook them I promise that I am not insane, they're my best friends Yeah, they're my best friends, or at least I thought it was Acting kind of odd, and you think you're deceiving all of us You call us up to lie about everything like we'd fall for it And stalling just a couple, but only talking to walls And that's an oof, lil' bro, I can see through your lies And you can try and hide behind another evil disguise Like, why, why, why, why? Think it might be the time We outta cut our ties, but I ain't too good at goodbyes Wow, I think I can cut the tension here with a knife What a fake friend, just wanted to go and grab a bite A little slow roast, open flame, what a delight But no, gotta get all weird on me, a weird little White You know I guess I could cut you some slack, or just cut you Yeah, I think I like it, let's go with that, goodbye Blue I'll miss you, maybe I'll keep a lock of your hair And then open up the airlock, lead the crew to despair Here's my best friends Just wanna kick back on the weekends Gonna gain their trust to deceive them That's something that I would never do Because they're my best friends Nobody would ever come looking They smell so nice, I'll cook them I promise that I am not insane, they're my best friends