[Velma] Can you imagine? I mean can you imagine? Do you believe it? I mean, do you believe it? I know a girl A girl who lands on top You could put her face Into a pail of slop And she'd come up smelling like a rose How she does it, heaven knows [Reporter] Hold on, everybody, she's comin' out now (Roxie enters, followed by a very happy Doctor) Well, Doctor, is she or isn't she? [Velma] She is [Doctor] She is! [Velma] I know a girl A girl with so much luck She could get run over by a two-ton truck Then brush herself off and walk away How she does it, I couldn't say [Billy] So, Doc, would you swear to that statement in court? [Doctor] Oh, yeah [Billy] Good You wanna button your fly? [Velma] Whilst I on the other hand Put my face in a pail of slop And I would smell like a pail of slop I, on the other hand Get run over by a truck And I am deader than a duck I know a girl who tells so many lies Anything that's true would truly cross her eyes But what that mouse is selling That whole world buys And nobody smells a rat Roxie Oh, please Ladies and Gentlemen of the press, leave the two Of us alone so that we can rest [Velma] The two of us? Can you imagine? I mean, can you imagine? Reporter Can I have one last picture, please? Roxie Oh, sure, anything for the press [Velma] Do you believe it? I mean, do you believe it? Roxie My dear little baby [Velma] My dear little baby Roxie My sweet little baby [Velma] My sweet little Roxie Look at my baby and me!