Drinking in the morning Rolling back the awning Fight off my hangover With the cold side of the cover Make my way to John's house He says scared to let dogs out Close the gate behind you Oh the silly things that we do But do you even die, bro? Cuz I don't really think so Yeah do you even die, bro? Cuz I don't really think so She said she'll see me later She's flirting with the waiter Her dogs are in the parlor She's a drinker like her father He can beat you all at snooker Last lady was a looker With his eyes on the prize He wants the tops of her thighs But do you even die, bro? Cuz I don't really think so Yeah do we even die, bro? Cuz I don't really think so But do we even die, bro? Cuz I don't really think so So make me a memento And I'll be on my way But do you even die, bro? Cuz I don't really think so But I'll keep saving up the rainbows For a rainy day But do you even die, bro? Cuz I don't really think so Yeah do we even die, bro? Cuz I don't really think so I push the food around my plate And while I'm losing all this weight My daily tasks are just distractions From what is bound to happen I sit here waiting for my toaster Life's less of a rollercoaster I'm chained here to the sofa And it's where I'm gonna stay