G C E D E|---|---|---|---| B|---|---|---|---| G|---|-5-|---|-7-| D|-5-|-5-|-2-|-7-| A|-5-|-3-|-2-|-5-| E|-3-|---|-0-|---| Intro: G C E G D G C I get turned on by her nylons in a hamper. Parents out of town, E G D they're sleeping in the camper tonight. I bet they're getting sweaty. G C 'Cause when I met you, you were a virgin in paper trying to be E G D but you're not like her at all you're just not like your mom. Chorus 2x G C E Try to look like your mom. Try to act like your mom. Try to smell like your mom G D gonna come oh where's your mom?