I should have known this They say that I'm from Mars and you're from Venus But I tried it anyway Who am I to think that I could understand your brain...That's insane I guess I love you, that's the only explanation for what I do When you are around Girl I get so crazy when I look into your eyes It makes me think that CHORUS: I am gonna take you right down to the station Where I'm gonna buy you a one-way ticket out of here And I'll send you a postcard from the farthest place from there And I'll sign it I'm so glad that you ain't here And I'll build you a big ole ugly statue of my new girlfriend- The one I left you for Then I'll send it C.O.D. express mail to your door That's exactly what I'll do as soon as I don't love you anymore That's for sure I got this theory the women of the world are out to get me And I know of one who tried She seemed to think that I could be her friend for life girl think twice Cause friends don't kiss me And they pay for their own ticket at the movie So I hope you brought some cash And you and all your other friends can do what you want to but girl I think we're thru CHORUS 2: I guess I'll drive you way out in the country Where I'll leave you with nothing but your clothes And I'll watch you get smaller in the mirror as I drive And I pray to God that you'll survive so you can See me on every single station of your TV singin about you And makin' money Just think of all the things I could afford And I won't spend a nickel on you cause I don't think I'll love you anymore BRIDGE: (vocal 1) Oh you may think that I sound angry (vocal 2) But girls have driven him so crazy (1)-I won't be held accountable (2)-He can't be held responsible For what I'm about to do to you I think I'll see you... CHORUS