1: I saw a story on the news today It made me wanna throw up About a girl who just won't go away I think that we've all had enough Now I heard she said the n-word Then she said she's just like me Well I don't have 50 billion dollars in my family So here's to you Paris Hilton Could you hear me when I say You've got everything you want So could you please just go away Here's to you Paris Hilton Could I say what's on our mind Go away go away Paris Hilton leave America behind 2: I saw her picture in the magazine I saw her book in the store And she had sex on my computer screen But I just can't take anymore Now am I alone in thinking That's she's really just a snot And if she never said another word We all would say "that's hot"