It's one after two, still glued to the tube And I'm missing you. One night by the phone, two rings and you're gone And I' m back here sleeping alone Why should I worry? All's well and it's fair. I'm only a number, who cares? What flood's one after two? It's one after two, is it afternoon? I can't ask my room I' m happy here on my own Will someone please Leave me alone? I reach the doorway But the milkman's gone Why should I worry? All's well and it's fair. I' m only a number, who cares? What good's one after two?