On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me, A god damn son of a bitch!!! On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me, Two bloody nuts, And a god damn son of a bitch!!! On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me, Three severed heads, Two bloody nuts, And a god damn son of a bitch!!! On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me, Four rotting children, Three severed heads, Two bloody nuts, And a god damn son of a bitch!!! On the fith day of christmas my true love gave to me, Five gotta schmeets!, Four rotting children, Three severed heads, Two bloody nuts, And a god damn son of a bitch!!! On the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me, Six uclamings, Five gotta schmeets!, Four rotting children, Three severed heads, Two bloody nuts, And a god damn son of a bitch!!! On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me, Seven chicken gizzards, Six uclamings, Five gotta schmeets!, Four rotting children, Three severed heads, Two bloody nuts, And a god damn son of a bitch!!! On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me, Eight doo-doo-doo-doo, Seven chicken gizzards, Six uclamings, Five gotta schmeets!, Four rotting children, Three severed heads, Two bloody nuts, And a god damn son of a bitch!!! On the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me, Nine, and Eight doo-doo-doo-doo, Seven chicken gizzards, Six uclamings, Five gotta schmeets!, Four rotting children, Three severed heads, Two bloody nuts, And a god damn son of a bitch!!! On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me, Ten debbie gizzards, Nine, and Eight doo-doo-doo-doo, Seven chicken gizzards, Six uclamings, Five gotta schmeets!, Four rotting children, Three severed heads, Two bloody nuts, And a god damn son of a bitch!!! On the eleventeenth day of christmas my true love gave to me, Eleventeen s.t.l.d.'s, Ten debbie gizzards, Nine, and Eight doo-doo-doo-doo, Seven chicken gizzards, Six uclamings, Five gotta schmeets!, Four rotting children, Three severed heads, Two bloody nuts, And a god damn son of a bitch!!! On the twelth day of christmas my true love gave to me, Twelve tuna-twat, Eleventeen s.t.l.d.'s, Ten debbie gizzards, Nine, and Eight doo-doo-doo-doo, Seven chicken gizzards, Six uclamings, Five gotta schmeets!, Four rotting children, Three severed heads, Two bloody nuts, And a god damn son of a biiiiiitch!!!!!!!