Mom and Dad / Hear me out Don't freak out / Don't walk out Don't judge and don't shout I met a boy I can't go without He's worth any amount He's really all I think about Love is such a complex verb Compared to what you've heard Crazier things have happened (still happening) Hey Hey I'm just saying Wait Wait don't deny this (Don't deny this) If only Christofer knew I'd like to make my last name Drew If only Christofer Drew knew If only he knew What I'd put myself through To be Mrs. Christofer Drew He's got a unique philosophy Sings about love and harmony Curses like a sailor on ecstasy Loves his veggies and hates his shoes And I lost count of his tattoos He's all you hear about in the news Love is such a complex verb Compared to what you've heard Crazier things have happened (still happening) Hey Hey I'm just saying Wait Wait don't deny this (Don't deny this) If only Christofer knew I'd like to make my last name Drew If only Christofer Drew knew If only he knew What I'd put myself through To be Mrs. Christofer Drew Oooh If only I knew Hey Christofer Drew Oooh If only I knew Christofer Drew I think highly of you